If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

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Reality continues to ruin my life.

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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

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Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.

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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

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The problem with people is that they're only human.

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That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

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The whole pleasure for me is having the opportunity to do a comic strip for a living, and now that I've finally got that I'm not going to give it away. . . . Any time somebody else has their hand in the ink it's changing the product, and I enjoy the responsibility for this product. I'm willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.

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